Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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