Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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