My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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