Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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