When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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