I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
