Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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