Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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