i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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