hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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