tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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