i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i think i have two assholes
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Randomize
