Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Text me some of your sweat
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