Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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