it wasn't lemon gatorade
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
