Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
no, he came in my armpit
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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