I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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