Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Randomize
