Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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