Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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