My girlfriend figured out who you are.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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