my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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