Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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