The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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