ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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