Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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