Where did you get a picture of my penis
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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