I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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