His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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