Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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