and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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