She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
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