you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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