Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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