i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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