let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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