I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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