I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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