her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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