Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
There's even glitter on my cock...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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