google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
