Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she smelled like a LAN party
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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