Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Randomize
