i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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