ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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