there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
We had to coat check the pizza.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
