I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
The power of my boobs compel you
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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