it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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