its not stalking. its research.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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