The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
