i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
worst night to have a conscience
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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