I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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