i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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