yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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